10 Lamest Movies Of 2009

It’s easy to pick worst of the worst this year because there’s lots of ‘em, I live in sunny So-Cal, so it’s quite something when you get more awful movies than rain on a weekly basis. From Goku to Michael Myers, from our ancestors to literally the end of the world, these are movies that when I watch ‘em, I feel like puttin’ a bullet in my head just to get that sweet release. Not even somebody as hot as Kristen Kreuk or as great of a filmmaker like Peter Jackson could not escape their own torture session. Here’s my list of top 10 Lamest Movies of 2009, after this jump…

1. YEAR ONE
2. TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN
3. THE GOODS: LIVE HARD SELL HARD
4. 12 ROUNDS
5. STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI
6. OLD DOGS
7. HALLOWEEN II
8. 2012
9. DRAGONBALL: EVOLUTION
10. THE LOVELY BONES

Other Worthy Contenders:

LAND OF THE LOST
DANCE FLICK
X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
MADEA GOES TO JAIL
PUSH
THE UNBORN