Add A Funny Caption For This New Image Of DARK SHADOWS Featuring Johnny Depp And Michelle Pfeiffer

January 12, 2012Rama3 Comments, ,

Johnny Depp Italia scanned this image from the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, a shot above of the upcoming Tim Burton-directed movie version of DARK SHADOWS starring Johnny Depp and Michelle Pfeiffer.
What do you think Depp is saying to Pfeiffer in that image?..

In the year 1752, Joshua and Naomi Collins, with young son Barnabas, set sail from Liverpool, England to start a new life in America. But even an ocean was not enough to escape the mysterious curse that has plagued their family. Two decades pass and Barnabas (Johnny Depp) has the world at his feet—or at least the town of Collinsport, Maine. The master of Collinwood Manor, Barnabas is rich, powerful and an inveterate playboy…until he makes the grave mistake of breaking the heart of Angelique Brouchard (Eva Green). A witch, in every sense of the word, Angelique dooms him to a fate worse than death: turning him into a vampire, and then burying him alive.
Two centuries later, Barnabas is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate has fallen into ruin. The dysfunctional remnants of the Collins family have fared little better, each harboring their own dark secrets. Matriarch Elizabeth Collins Stoddard (Michelle Pfeiffer) has called upon live-in psychiatrist, Dr. Julia Hoffman (Helena Bonham Carter), to help with her family troubles.
Also residing in the manor is Elizabeth’s ne’er-do-well brother, Roger Collins (Jonny Lee Miller); her rebellious teenage daughter Carolyn Stoddard (Chloe Moretz); and Roger’s precocious 10-year-old son, David Collins (Gulliver McGrath). The mystery extends beyond the family, to caretaker Willie Loomis, played by Jackie Earle Haley, and David’s new nanny, Victoria Winters, played by Bella Heathcote.

DARK SHADOWS opens May 11th, 2012

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3 comments to “Add A Funny Caption For This New Image Of DARK SHADOWS Featuring Johnny Depp And Michelle Pfeiffer”

  1. “I’m telling you, white makeup makes you look like you are in your twenties again!”

    Posted January 13, 2012 by Atta Reply
  2. “Please do not pout. I apologize, Cousin Elizabeth, for not asking you first before I borrowed your Revlon lipstick.”

    Posted January 21, 2012 by LetK Reply
  3. “The modern man may tolerate having his cravats, er, neckties, stolen to make women’s skirts with, but, Madame, I am having none of it. Return my cravat at once…or, you MUST die!” (Barnabas Collins responding to a 1970′s fashion trend.)

    Posted January 23, 2012 by T.S. Reply

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