Damnit! So It’s True That THE EXPENDABLES 2 Will Be PG-13. It’s Chuck Norris’ Fault!

This info pisses me off, man! It was upsetting when I heard earlier today that Chuck Norris deliberately asked the producers of THE EXPENDABLES 2 to make tone the film down and make it PG-13 because he didn’t like the vulgar language, and I thought it was just some bullsh*t rumor but guess what! It’s true, sadly it’s all true, the producers gave in to Norris’ demands and Sylvester Stallone told aintitcoolnews that PG-13 is exactly what this sequel is gunning for..

“The PG13 rumor is true,”
“but before your readers pass judgement, trust me when I say this film is LARGE in every way and delivers on every level. This movie touches on many emotions which we want to share with the broadest audience possible, BUT, fear not, this Barbeque of Grand scale Ass Bashing will not leave anyone hungry.”

It doesn’t matter, Sly! Don’t you get it!
We action fans loved the first film, The Expendables because it was unapologetic.
We don’t care if the sequel promises to carry more emotions! we weren’t planning to watch THE EXPENDABLES 2 for the emotions!
And what the hell is Norris’ problem with strong language?! Why he gotta be a buzzkill, man?!
Holy sh*t! I had such high hopes for this sequel.. what a waste! such a shame!