MACHETE Sequel Already Written?

SPOILER ALERT! My favorite part of one of the most fun guilty pleasure flicks of the year, Machete, was when that one hottie took a cell phone out of her vagina. A surprise didn’t get more surprising than that, nobody saw that comin’ a mile away. It was hilarious and brilliant at the same time. So what kind of tricks does Robert Rodriguez have up his sleeves for the sequel? Oh, sorry I got ahead of myself there.. Via AP, star Danny Trejo (who I’ve met) said that Rodriguez has already started written MACHETE 2..

“I asked him when he was going to write it and he says it’s written, so we can get started pretty quick,”
“We went all over the world with that movie and people kept having me sign these Machete action figures, it was a lot of fun,”
“I don’t even think Robert Rodriguez even expected that reception and now everyone is waiting for Machete 2 so hurry up Robert Rodriguez!”

Ya, hurry up, Rodriguez!
Well, we can’t rush the guy though.. we still want him to do SIN CITY 2 and unfortunately he’s keeping himself busy with SPY KIDS 4… and all that and more are the reasons why he’s not able to do DEADPOOL.
But will the title for MACHETE 2 be the ones jokingly suggested at the end of the first film? MACHETE KILLS…. and MACHETE KILLS AGAIN?!
Man that was genius!